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The Royal Wedding: Sean and Catherine get hitched!
Full disclosure: Sunday was almost too much for us to handle. Between the Grammys and the WEDDING OF THE YEAR, Sunday was exciting, to say the least. We nearly broke the caps lock buttons on our phones...
View ArticleWhatever the Heck We Want: The Bachelor Pad Address
Y’all. We miss Bachelor Pad. Like, we really, really miss it. Our summer was empty without it. We spend a lot of time thinking about who would make good cast members, what challenges they should add...
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Whatever the Heck We Want: Who should be the next Bachelor?
So, we’re pretty sure Valentine’s Day is what’s keeping the Bachelor franchise in business. Think about it. Tonight, all the single ladies will be surrounded by a bunch of sappy couples whether they...
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Whatever the Heck We Want: Interview with Lucy Aragon
She’s funny, she’s a hippie and she’s almost always naked. That’s right. We’re talking about everyone’s favorite free spirit – Lucy Aragon. Despite Lucy’s brief stint on The Bachelor this season, Lucy...
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Whatever the Heck We Want: The AHHHHH edition.
GUYS. GUYS. GUYS. Bachelor Pad is back! IT’S BACK. It’s called Bachelor in Paradise, but it’s basically Bachelor Pad and you can read all about it here. We’re so excited, we can’t even. We just can’t....
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Mean Girls: A Fetch Decade
Did you expect us to start this post any other way? Ten years ago, the world was changed. CHANGED, we tell you. OK, that might be a little dramatic, but it’s kind of true. When Mean Girls hit theaters...
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Whatever the Heck We Want: Picking the BIP Cast
BIP is coming, you guys! We have no idea what it is or what purpose it serves, but it’s coming! Despite the fact that we can’t figure out what the point of this show is, we’re still pretty freakin’...
View ArticleWhatever the Heck We Want: Our Best Stories from LA
Whew, what a week! After months of waiting and anticipation, the Bachelor Burn Book writers finally ventured out to California this past week for the Men Tell All taping. With an actual, real-life Burn...
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Whatever the Heck We Want: We Tell All
The first thing you smell is the roses. When you enter the Men Tell All studio, it hits you like a brick to the face. That, you remember, is why you are here. It’s all about the roses—who got them, who...
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Week 1: Welcome to Bachelor in Paradise!
On August 4, 2014, the greatest day of our lives occurred. The Bachelor gods above opened the heavens and said, “Let there be BIP!” And Bachelor Nation rejoiced. And drank lots of wine. That first...
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Chris Harrison’s Lost Survey
Those damn Bachelor Interns. Can’t they do anything right? Let us explain. Every season, someone at ABC (we’re guessing the interns) posts cast bios for the Bachelor or Bachelorette’s potential...
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Bachelor 20: Tweet Roundup
What’s the difference between a regular old reality show and a national phenomenon? Twitter traffic, of course. No Monday night Bachelor-viewing session is complete without perusing Twitter for instant...
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